Monday, March 24, 2008

Today

6:30 AM: Wake up. Wonder why the heck your body thought it was time to wake up and go back to sleep. Ignore the freezing draft blowing through your window. Dream of swimming in the ocean and then sitting on the warm sand when you're still wet so that sand sticks to your legs. Rinse in the ocean and repeat. 

9:14 AM: Wake up again. Look out window. Is that snow? Surly not...but, is that SNOW!!? This puts a damper on your plans to hit up H&M for a sun dress that will give you the strength to endure the cold in hope that spring will eventually come, or at least, that you'll feel the California sun in 7 weeks time. 

10 AMish: Take shower. Shave legs with new goose-bump resistant shaving cream. This is pampering. This is luxury. 

10:42 AM: Post-shower body lotion, facial moisturizer ritual, to alleviate the effects of cold air on sensitive skin. Pull on three layers, including pink pom-pom beanie, wool scarf, and industrial strength wool coat to fend off the strange frozen water that has decided to start falling from the sky again. What the heck is that? Does one use an umbrella in the snow? Can you walk in it? What do you do? Exit safety of warm building to go to Starbucks for a cinnamon roll. So far so good. The snow isn't making you to melt. 

11:20 AM: Find seat at Starbucks. Read "The Geranium," Flannery O'Conner's first short story. Feel sad as you always do after reading one of her short stories. (Why are you writing a paper on her again? Oh, that's right. Because she's freakin' awesome.) Finish cinnamon roll and leave when no longer able to tolerate annoying British girl and adorable Australian boyfriend who are sitting next to you and yakking non-stop. Well, at least, she yaks while he looks at her with a blank stare, and grunts on occasion. 

11:43 AM: Head to H&M to erase memory of stupid girl and boyfriend who had just taken a mini vacation to NYC. Hearing about the trip reminds you of the stinky rain in NYC last summer. Now you miss the stinky rain in NYC. Proceed to H&M.

12:00 PM: Arrive at H&M. Head upstairs. 

2:34 PM: Leave H&M after deliberating over purchases for over two hours. Emerge with two new dresses and new sweater. One dress is for Spain. Mini Dress. Black with multi-colored floral pattern. Shorter than you're used to wearing but walking all over the city has done your legs some good over the past 3 months. Second dress: Long, paisley, off white. Halter. You plan to wear it to a backyard BBQ. In May, or June. It will look cute with bangles and brown leather sandals. It makes you want to roll in the grass and then do the tango. You also buy a sweater with an off-center row of buttons and cowl neck. It's speckled grey. You love it. You have completely forgotten about the smell of stinky rain in NYC. And thanks to the mirrors in the H&M dressing room, you finally know what the back of your hair looks like, and you love the cut more now that you did initially. 

2:58 PM: Arrive back home. Laugh when you get into your room, look out the window and see that it has started to snow again. You return Meredith's copy of "Knocked Up." She's leaving to go see her dad who is in town for the week. This means you are completely alone on your floor until she comes back. You consider dancing in the hallway in your underwear. To Dolly Parton. Then you reconsider. What if she brings her dad back to the dorm to show him her room? Best to steer clear of this possible encounter. 

3:00 PM: Watch "How I Met Your Mother" for a while. Laugh out loud. During this next span of time you talk to friends online, figure our your class schedule for next semester, send some e-mails, and paint toe nails "Pirate" red. (AKA Chanel no. 08.) Continue to watch HIMYM, paint second coat onto toe nails. You're really good at painting your nails. Your mom taught you well. 

Around 5PMish?: You decide you need to eat something green, so you gear up to go outside again in order to go to the market. Now the sun is out and is shining into your room to taunt you. It looks warm outside, but you know it's not. Still, in order to prevent ruining your freshly painted nails by smudging them with socks, you opt for flip flops and hope your body forgives you for venturing out in 40 degrees with toes fully exposed to the elements. You get to Tesco. You buy zucchini, a bottle of water, Ritz crackers and a "Yorkie" chocolate bar. 

Evening Time: You eat chocolate bar while making a gourmet dinner of Zucchini and Chicken flavored Ramen. You love Ramen. It is delicious. You talk to your dad on Skype to discuss your upcoming travels. You talk to your mom on Skype and model your new purchases. She likes them. She also asks you if the second dress is a bridesmaid dress. You tell her that she is mean, but you think that she's hilarious, as always. You talk Modern Literature with a fellow English major on AIM, you remember how much you love Heart of Darkness. You break open your box of Ritz crackers and decide to write for a bit in the blog. 

Later: You might watch more HIMYM, or repack for Spain for the 4th time, or start reading Female Chauvinist Pigs. The night is yours (so long as you stay inside and near your radiator).

Sunday, March 23, 2008

Paris


My friend Tabitha, who is studying abroad in Paris, took me to the top of a nine-story department store for a little-known Parisian view. This is Tabitha looking out over the city. 


The is Notre Dame on the Seine at night. The lighting was really magical. 


More "night Seine"


Sydney looking up at Notre Dame. 


The Eiffel Tower. 


Me, twirling at the Eiffel Tower. 


This was one of those moments when we were so cold and miserable that we just started to crack up. 


Claire and the Seine. 


Syd, minus her tissue, in a rare moment of glee. 

Well, my Paris trip was interesting. 

The city did not disappoint in terms of beauty, but the weather was terrible. 

(While some of the pictures I posted exhibit blue skies, do not be deceived. We had 40 degree mach 10 winds that blew the dry skin off of our freezing faces. And rain. And hail. Claire and Syd are both from the desert. They don't do cold. I don't do wind. I hate wind.)

In addition to the tempest that we had to endure on the banks of the Seine, there was also sickness to deal with. Prior to our arrival I had the fortune to contract some sort of stomach virus. Claire and Syd caught runny noses, runny eyes, throbbing sinuses, and throaty coughs from leprechauns on St. Patrick's Day in Dublin. Between the three of us, we were a pretty pathetic bunch. 

Nevertheless, I managed to take 170 pictures in Paris. I had to post them smaller than usual, but hopefully this will give you a taste of what I saw. Sickness and weather aside, it was REALLY beautiful. 

Monday, March 17, 2008

Some Pictures

Today I went on a walk around Notting Hill and Portobello Road. Later, some friends and I went down to Covent Garden. 


Portebello Road turns into a massive street market on the weekends. People walk shoulder to shoulder down the road while people who live in the area try to plow people down when they decided to try to drive down the street. 


Teapots!


I loved this garden. 


This is Portobello Road in Notting Hill

Me, Jessica, and Ilona in Covent Garden

Thanks!

Hi Nana! I got your card in the mail today! Thank you so much. I'll be sure to take a ton of pictures of my travels for you! I love you! --Coco

Sunday, March 16, 2008

A Little Protest in Trafalgar Square


Friday night we came across this amazing little Italian restaurant just down the street from our building. Our waiter, a charming jokester of a man, asked us who we were voting for in the upcoming election. When I asked him who he was going to vote for, his allegiance was to Obama-- or at least, if he lived in the U.S. and could vote, he would vote for Barack. He didn't really care though, so long as a certain someone was pemanently evicted from Washington D.C.  He said he had no sympathy for W. Well, neither do most people here. Myself included. 



This was one of the most popular signs at an anti war demonstration in Trafalgar Square on Saturday. The British aren't particularly fond of Blair, either. They see him as W.'s British counterpart. At this protest, they had two guys dressed up as Bush and Blair. For a small price little kids got to hurl large wet sponges at their heads. 

Seeing this reminded me of and image Professor Neiman-Aurbach showed us during the Summer Academy last year. In it, her now 9 year-old daughter Dalia wielded a sign in a picket line that was bigger than she was. Yes, indeed, protesting the government can be a family affair. 

Keeping with the theme of public discontent over our "fearless leader:"

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

The Masque of the Red Death Pt. 1

Last night, I saw the most incredible piece of theatre that I have ever seen. 

The show was called The Masque of the Red Death. I will try to do it justice, but I know that I won't be able to convey the mastery of these performers or the magic of their work. 

So, first I'll tell about the plot, or at least, the inspiration for this show. I hesitate to call it a show, because this experience wasn't your average, "walk into a theatre, sit down in a chair, and watch the action unfold on the stage," type of experience, but I'll get to that later. 

The Masque of the Red Death was inspired by the work of Edgar Allen Poe. Poe was an American writer of the literary Gothic genre. His stories are essentially ghost stories. They are creepy, they send tingles down your back. 

Poe had certain ideas about the way his stories were supposed to be read. He wanted his stories to have a mesmerizing effect on his reader--meaning that he wanted his stories to act like hypnosis. He wanted his stories to submerge his reader in a world that was dark, a world of the uncanny, a world where people tried to find logical explanations for weird, scary things that happened in their lives, but never could. 

Poe believed that his short stories should be read from beginning to end in one sitting. By reading a story continuously, he thought he could best mesmerize his audience, accelerating their pulse, allowing them to see shadows and hear their blood beating in tune to the sound hearts beating beneath floor boards. 

The world of Poe's literature looks a lot like ours, except something is always a little bit off. his stories arouse a sort of feeling that to me is almost like the feeling of a lose hair touching the back of your arm. You can't ignore it. Although it's small, you can't forget the fact that it's there until you've managed to get rid of it. 

And sometimes, it gives you goose bumps. 

In Poe's world, there are long heavy curtains that are moved by an unfelt breeze, there are flickering lamps in dark wallpapered hallways, there are floorboards that creak when you walk up the stairs. 

So, that's Poe.

Now do you want to know about the show?

This show was put together by a London based theatre company called Punchdrunk. They specialize in experimental-type theatre. Theatre as installation. Punchdrunk shows don't have a conventional stage. As a matter of fact, The Masque of the Red Death didn't even take place inside of a  theatre. It took place inside of an old city hall type of building. So, going back to the idea of theatre as installation: since this show took place inside of a building, the whole building was the stage in a sense. The actors moved around from room to room. And we, the audience, followed them around. There were eight different stories being performed at once, at different places in the building, so audience members get to go where ever they want, and watch which ever story they want to watch. They follow the actors around, sometimes at a distance, at others they are actually running after them, unwilling to miss a single word, look, or action should they get separated from the actor by a mob of eager on lookers. 

Did I mention that everyone in the audience is required to wear a mask? 

Every person who is not acting is required to wear a mask for the duration of the show. The masks are white, and quite large. They cover the whole face, with an elastic strap that goes around the back of the head and makes for a lovely crease in the back of freshly styled hair. The masks look a lot like Commedia dell'arte masks, with large protruding noses that make you feel kind of like an albino pelican.  

So, imagine that wherever there are actors performing, they are surrounded by or followed by a mob of people wearing large white pelican masks that cover their entire faces. Most people are also wearing black or red velvet capes that are assigned to them if they are brave enough to go into a cloak room manned by an actor with a brow bone matching that of the Monster from Frankenstein. Yes, I had a cloak. A long black one. 

Now, I'll try to explain the building. 

The ground floor was like a forest. There was huge trees set up with low hanging branches. On one side of the building there were doors leading it to what I imagine must have been the basement of the original city hall building, but now they led to two rooms. The first room was a crypt--a claustrophobic stone room with a low ceiling and a lone candle offering light. I can't tell you what was in the second room, as I never made it down there. I spent the least of my time on this first floor (the "show" lasted for about 3 hours), but I can tell you about at least one other room on the ground floor. 

It was on the other side of the building. It looked like a banquet hall. There was a long table covered with a red table cloth and a large scratched up mirror leaning against a wall to the right of a stage that was situated at the end of one of the rooms. On the table were the remains of feast, half eaten fruit and loaves of bread, a boars head, and bones. I'm not sure about the boars head, but the rest of the food was real. 

This room was home to the performance of "The System of Doctor Tarr and Professor Fether." This particular performance was rather risque, so I'll just give you the description of the story that's in the program: "The narrator visits a private insane asylum, seemingly well run by a superintendent Monsieur Maillard. The narrator dines with the doctors. As dinner progresses things become a little stranger until the dinner party is transformed into a debauched and chaotic arena for the inmates." I will only add to that by saying that during the time when Poe wrote, lasciviousness could get you locked up in the loony bin... 

Back out in the center of the forest, a grand staircase rose up to the second floor, splitting off on both sides, leading to different rooms on the left and right. This staircase was the real deal. The tile on the steps was mosaic, the banisters were made of marble. If you are standing at the foot of the staircase and looking up, you will see mist floating down, pink through the air as it hits beams of light coming from the stage lights that shine down among the red velvet drapery that hung from the ceiling. The railing that ran behind the staircase served as the base for three life sized Greek looking plaster statues of human beings that looked like they were crumbling before your eyes. And there were lights situated behind them, so that from the front, halos of light were shining out from behind them. 

A number of different stories started on this grand staircase. One of them, one of my favorites, is called "Ligeia." "Ligeia" is a story of a man who is madly in love with is wife. When his wife dies, he remarries. Soon he realizes that he hates his second wife. She becomes ill, and though he can barely look at her, he begins to  notice that her appearance begins to change as she retreats further and further into illness. But she doesn't look sicker and sicker, instead she begins to look more and more like his first wife, Ligeia. I won't tell you how the story ends, because if you haven't read this, I highly recommend it, I will, however, tell you how the actors performed this particular piece. 

I feel like I need to explain that none of these performances are direct representations of the short stories. While they embody the essence of the story, they have been reworked so that they work in performance. None of Poe's short stories have stage directions, or instruction on how a person might perform them in scenes, so what the actors performed was inspired by the feelings and emotions present in the original stories. This is my best shot at what "Ligeia" looked like:

The scene took place inside a large room that was furnished like a bedroom in an old manor house, maybe even a castle. When I walked into the room, I was overcome with a smell like that you might find in a vintage clothing store. It smelled like old fabric, like sour perfume that had come from bottles long dried up, like formaldehyde and must, like memories expressed in Daguerrotypes. 

To the left of the door was a massive bed, raised up, a four poster with a canopy and an old foggy mirror, quite long, the served as a headboard. When I walked into the room, the audience was standing in a circle around the two actors who were performing this story, one man and one woman. The young woman stood, immobile and ridged. Her curly red hair was pinned up, she wore a once white, now yellowed victorian dress with a high color and ripped shoulder seems, and it appeared that rigormortis had already set in. Standing in front of her was a young man. He wasn't too tall, but lean, in dress pants, white gauzy shirt and suspenders. His long dirty blonde hair was combed back, but it was bound to fall into his face eventually. He was moving and very much alive. 

These two, one live, the other seemingly not, danced. But since she was performing the part of a character who could not move, it was her partner's job to make sure that she could follow his lead. He, essentially, moved every part of her body. He articulated her  joint, bent her arms at the elbows when he needed too, and did the same with her legs, leaning into her knees. When her knees were locked, he rocked her from side to side. The effect was almost as if she was a stool, rocking back and forth from leg to leg. Yes, her whole body appeared to be made of wood. But the effect was incredible. Not once was she responsible for the movement of her own body. The whole time she was completely rigid. 

But nevertheless they danced. He picked her up, moved her around. Her face sometimes moved, making it seem like she was conscious and stuck in a body that should could neither control or get out of. While she was not moving, if this piece had a star, she would have been it. 

Part of the piece was performed on the bed, a necessary cushion for the sort of acrobatics that ensued. After laying her down to sleep, this man decided to try to rouse her from her trance, or sleep, or death. 

In his attempt to bring her back from wherever it was that she had gone, this man rolled her around, lifted her up, threw her into pillows. It looked like some sort of angry floor routine from the gymnastic section of the Olympic Games. She never moved a muscle, but every one of her muscles was contracted. The muscles in her arms, her neck, her legs were tense. Her toes were even twisted up. 

And she wasn't even breathing hard. 

He was completely out of breath, but (and I was looking specifically to see if it would) her diaphragm stayed perfectly still. 

Well, once he finally gave up, conceded defeat, and left the room, she woke up. And she wasn't happy. She awoke with what I would describe as the epitome of a blood-curdling scream. 




Okay! I'll stop there for now, and I'll tell you more about it next time. 

Quierida Nana

Hi Nana! 

My dad tells me that you're reading this now! 

¡Te quiero, mucho! 

--Coquinga 

Reasons why auntie Rita rocks

Spam for my 
Ramen
Instant Oatmeal (Such a good idea!)

And she somehow knew how much I love Wonka Bottle Caps! (I'm in artificial soda pop heaven!)

Thanks so much, Auntie! Love you! 

Sunday, March 9, 2008

Terrifying

Last night I had a dream that my hair was turning grey. It was terrifying. 

Nick thought it was funny. He was laughing up a storm. 

Saturday, March 8, 2008

Imo, I'm watching you.


The shades are hiding the Pink Eye. Yep. That's right. Conjunctivitis followed me to London. Damn.

Thursday, March 6, 2008

Krusteaz


Best pancakes of my life! 

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Currently Reading:

The Female Quixote, Charlotte Lennox

This novel is hilarious, but might be the sort of thing that only an English major with some experience reading 18th century British novels can appreciate. 

An Essay on the Art of Ingeniously Tormenting, Jane Collier

This is a satirical work that instructs its reader on how to best torment all servants, husbands, children, and friends. It's basically an essay about nagging. Also, hilarious. 

A Modest Proposal, Jonathan Swift

Another piece of 18th century satire. This piece offers an answer to the hunger crisis in Ireland at the time of its publication. Swift tells all the Irish Catholics to eat their babies in order to eliminate some hungry mouths while feeding others. The proposal acted as commentary on the behavior of the British and their callousness towards the Irish. 

Directions to Servants, Swift

You guessed it! More 18th century satire! This time, though, Swift explains the best way for servants to mistreat their masters and mistresses. 

The last three pieces in this list will turn into a paper as soon as I run out of methods of procrastination. Like this one, for example. 

Monday, March 3, 2008

reasons why auntie Lisa rocks

Lucky Charms
Goldfish 
Pancake Mix
more Instant Mac and Cheese than I have ever seen in one place

I was so excited when I opened this box that I actually squealed! Thanks so much, auntie! I never have to go to the market again! 

Love you!!!

All dungeon, no dragons

Saturday we went on a day trip to Warwick Castle, which is situated on the River Avon. 

(Yes, that's Billy Shakes' river.) 

Like all of the other castles I've been to, this one had a gift shop that rivaled those at Disneyland, selling mounds and mounds of crap to eager tourists who cannot live without another mug, keychain and decorative spoons emblazoned with an image or word to remind them of the unique experience of visiting a commodified castle... 

I've sort of gotten to the point where I think: another day, another castle. But I guess that is due to that fact that my mind still envisions castles as these magical fortresses where princesses spend their days traversing the grounds in ball gowns made of yards and yards of silk picking bouquets of wildflowers for their mothers and friends. 

Castles are really nothing like that. 

I find them gaudy. And cold. With lots of gold paint. On furniture, or door frames. 

There are no princesses, or wildflowers. 

In this particular castle, instead I found a dungeon. 

This wasn't really an act of discovery. I didn't turn the wrong way down a dark corridor with a torch in hand. (As cool as that would have been.) There was a sign, and an arrow. The sign read, "dungeon," the arrow pointed down a narrow passageway with uneven stairs leading visitors underground. 

Bizarre is the best way to describe this place. 

I found myself in this small room made of stone. It was a little bit bigger than my dorm room, but not by much. There were no windows. And the room was empty except for two cages hanging from the ceiling. One, which was in a corner and illuminated by a dimmed florescent type light, looked like an oversized bird cage. The second was the more disturbing of the two. 

When I first walked into this room the first thing that came to my mind was the idea of space. About inhabiting space. When I walked into that room I was standing on stones that we once covered in blood, and feces, and I don't even want to think about what else. I was standing in the place where a savage guard, or sniveling prisoner might once have stood. I was breathing in air that occupied a space once rank and hot and sticky with dirt and savagery. 

And then I looked up and over and saw that cage. The second cage. I don't know if this fixture was an original. I certainly hope it was a replica. 

It was shaped like a human body. Image a body suit made out of metal bars with arm and leg holes that come half way down the limbs so that elbows and knees can move freely. This was the second cage suspended from the ceiling. 

On the wall below it, a plaque explained its use. Apparently, prisoners were put into this contraption. They were left here until their decomposed bodies fell out of it on their own. 

This was the space I was occupying. 

A young family was also in this room with me. Mother, father, baby and little boy. He might have been 5 or 6. He asked his dad what the body cage was used for. His father told him that it was used for people who were very naughty in the olden times. That comment, who said it, who was meant to hear it, all of it, made the experience of being in that room even more weird than it already was.