Thursday, May 8, 2008

Aphra

Yesterday, having resolved to make some last minutes trips to tourist attractions before I go home and kick myself for having overlooked some very obvious things, I went to Westminster Abby. While it was really cool to see the tomb of Queen Elizabeth I, who wrote some great poetry if you have any desire to read it, my favorite spot in the Abby was not nearly as opulent as that occupied by the Virgin Queen. 

Around the corner from the Poet's Corner, and outside in the courtyard, there lies a flat and faded marble slab laid into the ground. Nothing about it boasts of importance. There is no figure carved from stone to stand above it and demand attention from all passersby. It is just smooth and plain. But the words carved into it couldn't be more perfect. 

It was specifically to see this spot that I had ventured into the Abby. The stone read:

Here lies a Proof that Wit can never be 
Defense enough against Mortality. 

Behind these most fitting words lies the Wit of Aphra Behn

Mrs. APHRA BEHN
DYED APRIL 16
A.D. 1680

Aphra Behn, as you may have already guessed, unless you have heard of her before now, was a writer during what is called the Restoration period of British Literature. This era was, for the most part, filled with the words of Pope and Dryden and Swift (Read: crusty old white men who were very angry about a lot of things, and loved to complain about the endless shortcomings of women). And then there was Aphra Behn

Behn is a figure whose personal life is shrouded in mystery. Nothing is known for certain about her birth or the identity of her parents or the man that made her a Mrs., but what is known is rather fascinating. She traveled, for instance, to the New World, the West Indies, and lived there for a time, later writing about her experiences in a pseudo-documentary way in a novella called Oroonoko; she also worked as a spy in Holland for the British government, using her feminine wit and charm to get information out of, who else?, men; and lastly, and most importantly, she is recognized as being one of the first and most prolific female writers and playwrights of her era who supported herself by way of her writing. She wrote for her bread.

In her novel, A Room of One's Own, Virgina Woolf wrote that every woman should "let flowers fall on the tomb of Aphra Behn, for it was she who earned them the right to speak their minds." I just finished a paper on one of Behn's plays for my class on the Restoration. It's called The Rover, and it had me laughing out loud. So, needless to say, though to say it makes me sound like a pretty huge dork, I was SO EXCITED to see this unassuming spot in Westminster Abby. I mean, it was kind of like seeing a celebrity on the street or something. That doesn't really make any sense, but just to know that I was, in a sense, in the presence of this woman was a really cool sort of thing. 

I sat down on a bench for a minute, just to look at the black faded stone, just to think. And then a pigeon walked across her grave, her tomb, whatever you want to call it. A pigeon walked across Aphra Behn. Then feet shuffled over her--feet belonging to a tour group that was completely oblivious to what they were walking on top of, of who they were looking over. And then came a stroller. 

I thought the contrast between my attitude of "hero-worship" and everyone else's nonchalance was pretty hilarious. And it made me think about the idea of legacy. 

When I was in Paris the first time, Claire, Syd and I went to find Jim Morrison's grave. He's burried at this cemetery on the outskirts of Paris, and Syd basically came to Paris so that she could "see Jimmy." 

We found the site after a bit of hiking around. It was barricaded with the sort of gate one might find lining a red carpet to separate the stars from photogs and screaming fans. His headstone was strewn with wilting flowers, candles, and other sundry items left my many an adoring fan. The tomb to the left of his was covered in messages from his fans who found it permissible to deface a stranger's tomb in order to leave Jimmy a message. 

Meanwhile, in London, pigeons and strollers and tour groups are passing over the resting place of English Literature's first professional woman writer. 

But this might be preferable to a tacky barricade. 

3 Years Down

4 papers and 36 pages later, I am done with my Junior year of college. 

How the heck am I done with my 3rd year of college? I mean, I still remember moving into my freshman dorm like like it was yesterday. 

I had just gotten back from Outdoor Orientation-- the Scripps Pre-Orientation program, where I had scaled some pretty scary hillsides with a pretty ancient backpack from my dad's former days as a mountain man in the 70s. 

I had just spent my last night sleeping in my own bed before moving into a dorm where I would have to live with other people and endure Esha turning on the lights in the room at 4AM just as I was falling asleep because she had just finished studying for Bio and was having trouble finding her pajamas or something. 

I had just had the most amazing shower of my life after not having shaved or soaped-up for a week. My feet and ankles were bruised and adorned with some pretty nasty cuts where the duct tape I had used to wrap my ankles (in order to prevent blisters) had dug into my skin. 

And now I was saying goodbye to my parents and embarking on the scary new task of making new friends for the first time in 6 years. 

And it was scary. I'm loud as hell once you get to know me, but when I'm put into a situation where I am unknown, I tend to be quiet and shy. So making friends was scary. 

It happened soon enough. MaryAlison and Esha and I got to be fast friends, despite the occasional urge to kill one another. And I met Lauren and Claire either in Spanish Class or through voice, where each of our wise little first-year butts were hired to oversee our own sections of the newspaper. (Because, yes. We were just THAT good.) 

I remember one of our Editor-in-Chiefs asking Lauren and I if we were sisters because we apparently looked alike. (Because, obviously, every girl on the planet with masses of brown curly hair is related.) 

Oh, man-- I must tell you. My hair has lost the curly. I don't know what to do. I mean, I remember reading someplace that a woman's hair changes texture something like 7 times over the course of her lifetime, but, HELLO? Um, no one ever asked me if I wanted the curls to go away. And I mean, my hair is still wavy, but I can't help but wonder if this is some sort of punishment from the curly hair gods for chopping all of it off. But it was heavy, and I really wanted a change. It's not like I ever straighten it, I mean... Come on! Maybe when I get back to the humid Southern California summer, the curls will spring back up... I hope?

Anyway, back when I had curly hair, I also got to be friends with Claire. Another curly. Claire at the time was a walking Petri dish. She was sick. And I don't know how it came up, but she told me that she felt like her throat was going to implode or something, so I took her over some Throat Coat tea and a microwavable can of Chicken Noodle Soup in hope that it would make her feel better because I wanted us to be friends and I thought it would be kind of awkward to be friends with a person who didn't have a neck. Best to avoid that.

From there, Claire, Lauren and I had Spanish study session pow wows and embarked on a grand tour of the Scripps English Department. 

Anyway, by the end of freshman year, I had friends. I had a place. I knew where I was going and I was excited about it. 

Three years later--still unsure of how time has passed so quickly--I receive an e-mail from the professor in charge of the English Senior Seminar to tell us that we need to start thinking about our thesis topics, because we need to know them for our first class in the Fall. 

Shit. 

I'm really going to have to grow up now. But first, I'm going to have to write a thesis. And I have NO CLUE what I'm going to write mine about... 

Thursday, May 1, 2008

What better to do?

It's 1AM, so what better to do than update the good old blog?

My four "almost papers" have somehow worked themselves into two full drafts and two "almost papers." Woot!

Here are some updates on the things that I do to fill up the unseemly blank spaces in my planner:

Summer Job-- I have a summer internship! And I am SO excited. I will be working as the Development and Literary intern for Circle X Theatre Company in Los Angeles. 

Scripps Newspaper-- In addition, I have just been offered the position of Co-Editor-in-Chief for the Scripps College Newspaper. Another Editor-in-Chief notch to add to belt! I'm really excited. I know this job will be incredibly challenging, but it's my last year at Scripps so I have to make it count! My friend Lauren will be the other half of what will be our dynamic duo, and she's completely amazing and I am so excited to be working with her on this! 


In other news, I bought a little dress today. I've decided to call it my "Traditional English Dress" because it's just about as "London" as a dress can get. It's black jersey to the waist and then it explodes into a full skirt made of a calico floral print of flowers and strawberries. It has an asymmetrical hemline and a black ribbon that ties into a bow at the waist. And yes, it's just as ridiculous as it sounds and I love it. 

That being said, today was my last trip to TopShop this time around. (I say this time around because I, of course, plan on coming back to London.) The place was a madhouse and my personal space was invaded by many an eager shopper with a bad dye job and an addiction to black eyeliner and facial piercings. Even if I weren't leaving in 10 days (!!!!) it would take me a while to build up the strength to venture back in there. Also, the shoe temptation is just too much to handle. (When I get home my father might actually be glad to hear that I want to go to Nordstrom after having to look at four months worth of credit card statements full of ugly sums that take full advantage of the crap exchange rate from £s to $s.)

My agenda for tomorrow includes finishing my Shakespeare paper and taking in a matinee showing of Spamalot with Jessica. 

I cannot wait to be done with these papers. Working on 4 at a time is an ugly business, let me tell you. But I really love what I'm writing on for all of them, so at least that's a plus.  

Saturday, April 26, 2008

Weekend Update

I found my engagement ring at Portobello Market today. So if anyone is looking to propose anytime soon, your first step is to head over to Notting Hill. The second is introducing yourself. 

Portobello Road turns into an antique market on Saturday and Sundays. (Grandma, if you could see this place you would be standing in a puddle of your own drool! It is SO cool!) Today I headed over to price some antique tea cups and saucers and found myself at a stand with some shiny things. I fell in love with an antique ring from the 1930s. Platinum setting, many tiny little diamonds. I can't really explain the shape of the setting but it was intricate and gorgeous, sort of rectangular overall, and flat so it laid close to my finger. I think when the dealer saw my ring she thought that I was a serious costumer, so she had me try it on. Of course, it fit perfectly. And she told me it was a steal at only £400. 

Hahaha. Fat chance. 

I eventually found the Mecca of all antique china and saw many many gorgeous things. I have to figure out if I will actually be able to transport anything else home before I buy anything, but a lot of it was very reasonably priced. But there was also a lot of things that were damn expensive. There was this British couple from the north of England haggling with the dealer about a set of very snazzy plates. A set of six cost as much as the aforementioned ring. They were willing to pay in cash. This is where the serious antique junkies come to get there fix, apparently. 

I know I haven't written in a while. I've been very absorbed in my life here. I'm trying to get as much of London seared into my memory as possible during these last few weeks. I will be home in 17 days! Which is both exciting (because I miss you all!) and sad (because I will miss London!). 

Auntie Rita asked which European city has been my favorite. I think the answer is London. I mean, I have had an amazing time going to Edinburgh, Paris, and all over Spain and to Florence, but I feel like all I did when I was in these places was race through the cities and see the sights and figure out a new metro and bus system. There were also language barriers to contend with that always made a complete comprehension of a place--or at least the sort of comprehension that is accessible in a span of a few days--impossible. 

I have had more time in London, time to tour castles and things, but also time to establish favorite ways of walking down to the Thames, and moments of discovery in Covent Garden, and even the quite hilarious experience of getting stuck in an elevator in the Underground--it only lasted a few seconds, but the lack of reaction from the people around me compared to the full-blown freak out that was happening in my own mind is quite comic in retrospect. I have had amazing nights dancing myself into exhaustion and nightclubs and trying new types of beer at pubs and gorging myself with delicious Indian food. London is not always as pretty as Paris (although looking out over the Thames at Big Ben and Parliament at night gives the Seine and Notre Dame a serious run for their money), and it's much colder than Spain, and buying a leather bag like the one I bought in Florence is just not an option; but, London is this exhilarating mix of crazies and the comedically drab and plaid; people are reserved but caring, the nightlife is both relaxed and manic, and there are countless things to do and see and taste. Walking down Oxford street in the evening is entertaining just in itself. And this city is so amazingly diverse that you can walk for three blocks without overhearing a conversation in English. The city is efficient, and public transportation is incredibly reliable. You see the occasional bum on the corner, but no one harasses you for money (which is good because I don't have any).

Also, the weather has decided to get beautiful! I haven't had to wear a coat for three days! (Although, I did get caught in a hale storm while out running on Wednesday... But I was in Regent's park which is absolutely lovely, so I really didn't mind.)

Anyway, I will be home soon. I'm looking forward to catching up with the family and spending time with my friends during their last week of school. I also found out yesterday that I got an internship for the summer working at Circle X Theatre Company in LA, and I am SO EXCITED! The program should last about 10 weeks, which means that I should be able to make the Yosemite trip in July! And I really want to go, so I'm really hoping that it all works out. The sun and many open arms await my return to California. Just four final papers and an 11 hour plane ride stand in my way. I think I might try to knock myself out with some wine on the way back. I cried a considerable amount on the plane ride to London. I wonder how the flight leaving London will compare.


Tuesday, April 22, 2008

The Italy pictures are up!

Go to shutterfly.com to see my pictures from my trip to Florence!

Friday, April 11, 2008

Paris and Paris Pictures

I'm back from Paris, and this trip totally made up for the disaster that was my first visit to this magical city of lights. 

I've posted the pictures on the site listed below. 

Enjoy! 

Monday, April 7, 2008

Some pictures, perhaps?

So, I'm setting off for my second trip to Paris in about 5 hours, but I wanted to post a link to a website where I was able to upload some of my pictures from my trip to Spain. 

To look at the pictures go to

www.shutterfly.com

my username is: nguillen@scrippscollege.edu

my password is: pictures

this website is only being used to share my photos with all of you, so don't worry about me giving out my password or anything. I don't use this password for anything else, so it's not a big deal. 

just type in the username and the password and you should be able to look at an album called "Spain!" I have only uploaded my pictures from Barcelona so far, but I'll be adding to these once I get back from Paris. 

(For any of you pranksters out there, i.e. Travis Nelson, if you decide that you're going to be funny and post anything gross on the shutterfly website, please remember that this is something my grandmother might be looking at...and I will totally know that it was you who did it!)

I will also be writing about my trip to Spain when I get back, so stay tuned.

I'll be in Paris until the 10th, this coming Thursday. I'm hoping that this trip will be a bit better than the first one. Cross your fingers for me!

I love you all!

xoxo,

Coco/ Daught/ Big Sis/ Coquinga/ Muffie/ Nic

Monday, March 24, 2008

Today

6:30 AM: Wake up. Wonder why the heck your body thought it was time to wake up and go back to sleep. Ignore the freezing draft blowing through your window. Dream of swimming in the ocean and then sitting on the warm sand when you're still wet so that sand sticks to your legs. Rinse in the ocean and repeat. 

9:14 AM: Wake up again. Look out window. Is that snow? Surly not...but, is that SNOW!!? This puts a damper on your plans to hit up H&M for a sun dress that will give you the strength to endure the cold in hope that spring will eventually come, or at least, that you'll feel the California sun in 7 weeks time. 

10 AMish: Take shower. Shave legs with new goose-bump resistant shaving cream. This is pampering. This is luxury. 

10:42 AM: Post-shower body lotion, facial moisturizer ritual, to alleviate the effects of cold air on sensitive skin. Pull on three layers, including pink pom-pom beanie, wool scarf, and industrial strength wool coat to fend off the strange frozen water that has decided to start falling from the sky again. What the heck is that? Does one use an umbrella in the snow? Can you walk in it? What do you do? Exit safety of warm building to go to Starbucks for a cinnamon roll. So far so good. The snow isn't making you to melt. 

11:20 AM: Find seat at Starbucks. Read "The Geranium," Flannery O'Conner's first short story. Feel sad as you always do after reading one of her short stories. (Why are you writing a paper on her again? Oh, that's right. Because she's freakin' awesome.) Finish cinnamon roll and leave when no longer able to tolerate annoying British girl and adorable Australian boyfriend who are sitting next to you and yakking non-stop. Well, at least, she yaks while he looks at her with a blank stare, and grunts on occasion. 

11:43 AM: Head to H&M to erase memory of stupid girl and boyfriend who had just taken a mini vacation to NYC. Hearing about the trip reminds you of the stinky rain in NYC last summer. Now you miss the stinky rain in NYC. Proceed to H&M.

12:00 PM: Arrive at H&M. Head upstairs. 

2:34 PM: Leave H&M after deliberating over purchases for over two hours. Emerge with two new dresses and new sweater. One dress is for Spain. Mini Dress. Black with multi-colored floral pattern. Shorter than you're used to wearing but walking all over the city has done your legs some good over the past 3 months. Second dress: Long, paisley, off white. Halter. You plan to wear it to a backyard BBQ. In May, or June. It will look cute with bangles and brown leather sandals. It makes you want to roll in the grass and then do the tango. You also buy a sweater with an off-center row of buttons and cowl neck. It's speckled grey. You love it. You have completely forgotten about the smell of stinky rain in NYC. And thanks to the mirrors in the H&M dressing room, you finally know what the back of your hair looks like, and you love the cut more now that you did initially. 

2:58 PM: Arrive back home. Laugh when you get into your room, look out the window and see that it has started to snow again. You return Meredith's copy of "Knocked Up." She's leaving to go see her dad who is in town for the week. This means you are completely alone on your floor until she comes back. You consider dancing in the hallway in your underwear. To Dolly Parton. Then you reconsider. What if she brings her dad back to the dorm to show him her room? Best to steer clear of this possible encounter. 

3:00 PM: Watch "How I Met Your Mother" for a while. Laugh out loud. During this next span of time you talk to friends online, figure our your class schedule for next semester, send some e-mails, and paint toe nails "Pirate" red. (AKA Chanel no. 08.) Continue to watch HIMYM, paint second coat onto toe nails. You're really good at painting your nails. Your mom taught you well. 

Around 5PMish?: You decide you need to eat something green, so you gear up to go outside again in order to go to the market. Now the sun is out and is shining into your room to taunt you. It looks warm outside, but you know it's not. Still, in order to prevent ruining your freshly painted nails by smudging them with socks, you opt for flip flops and hope your body forgives you for venturing out in 40 degrees with toes fully exposed to the elements. You get to Tesco. You buy zucchini, a bottle of water, Ritz crackers and a "Yorkie" chocolate bar. 

Evening Time: You eat chocolate bar while making a gourmet dinner of Zucchini and Chicken flavored Ramen. You love Ramen. It is delicious. You talk to your dad on Skype to discuss your upcoming travels. You talk to your mom on Skype and model your new purchases. She likes them. She also asks you if the second dress is a bridesmaid dress. You tell her that she is mean, but you think that she's hilarious, as always. You talk Modern Literature with a fellow English major on AIM, you remember how much you love Heart of Darkness. You break open your box of Ritz crackers and decide to write for a bit in the blog. 

Later: You might watch more HIMYM, or repack for Spain for the 4th time, or start reading Female Chauvinist Pigs. The night is yours (so long as you stay inside and near your radiator).

Sunday, March 23, 2008

Paris


My friend Tabitha, who is studying abroad in Paris, took me to the top of a nine-story department store for a little-known Parisian view. This is Tabitha looking out over the city. 


The is Notre Dame on the Seine at night. The lighting was really magical. 


More "night Seine"


Sydney looking up at Notre Dame. 


The Eiffel Tower. 


Me, twirling at the Eiffel Tower. 


This was one of those moments when we were so cold and miserable that we just started to crack up. 


Claire and the Seine. 


Syd, minus her tissue, in a rare moment of glee. 

Well, my Paris trip was interesting. 

The city did not disappoint in terms of beauty, but the weather was terrible. 

(While some of the pictures I posted exhibit blue skies, do not be deceived. We had 40 degree mach 10 winds that blew the dry skin off of our freezing faces. And rain. And hail. Claire and Syd are both from the desert. They don't do cold. I don't do wind. I hate wind.)

In addition to the tempest that we had to endure on the banks of the Seine, there was also sickness to deal with. Prior to our arrival I had the fortune to contract some sort of stomach virus. Claire and Syd caught runny noses, runny eyes, throbbing sinuses, and throaty coughs from leprechauns on St. Patrick's Day in Dublin. Between the three of us, we were a pretty pathetic bunch. 

Nevertheless, I managed to take 170 pictures in Paris. I had to post them smaller than usual, but hopefully this will give you a taste of what I saw. Sickness and weather aside, it was REALLY beautiful. 

Monday, March 17, 2008

Some Pictures

Today I went on a walk around Notting Hill and Portobello Road. Later, some friends and I went down to Covent Garden. 


Portebello Road turns into a massive street market on the weekends. People walk shoulder to shoulder down the road while people who live in the area try to plow people down when they decided to try to drive down the street. 


Teapots!


I loved this garden. 


This is Portobello Road in Notting Hill

Me, Jessica, and Ilona in Covent Garden

Thanks!

Hi Nana! I got your card in the mail today! Thank you so much. I'll be sure to take a ton of pictures of my travels for you! I love you! --Coco

Sunday, March 16, 2008

A Little Protest in Trafalgar Square


Friday night we came across this amazing little Italian restaurant just down the street from our building. Our waiter, a charming jokester of a man, asked us who we were voting for in the upcoming election. When I asked him who he was going to vote for, his allegiance was to Obama-- or at least, if he lived in the U.S. and could vote, he would vote for Barack. He didn't really care though, so long as a certain someone was pemanently evicted from Washington D.C.  He said he had no sympathy for W. Well, neither do most people here. Myself included. 



This was one of the most popular signs at an anti war demonstration in Trafalgar Square on Saturday. The British aren't particularly fond of Blair, either. They see him as W.'s British counterpart. At this protest, they had two guys dressed up as Bush and Blair. For a small price little kids got to hurl large wet sponges at their heads. 

Seeing this reminded me of and image Professor Neiman-Aurbach showed us during the Summer Academy last year. In it, her now 9 year-old daughter Dalia wielded a sign in a picket line that was bigger than she was. Yes, indeed, protesting the government can be a family affair. 

Keeping with the theme of public discontent over our "fearless leader:"

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

The Masque of the Red Death Pt. 1

Last night, I saw the most incredible piece of theatre that I have ever seen. 

The show was called The Masque of the Red Death. I will try to do it justice, but I know that I won't be able to convey the mastery of these performers or the magic of their work. 

So, first I'll tell about the plot, or at least, the inspiration for this show. I hesitate to call it a show, because this experience wasn't your average, "walk into a theatre, sit down in a chair, and watch the action unfold on the stage," type of experience, but I'll get to that later. 

The Masque of the Red Death was inspired by the work of Edgar Allen Poe. Poe was an American writer of the literary Gothic genre. His stories are essentially ghost stories. They are creepy, they send tingles down your back. 

Poe had certain ideas about the way his stories were supposed to be read. He wanted his stories to have a mesmerizing effect on his reader--meaning that he wanted his stories to act like hypnosis. He wanted his stories to submerge his reader in a world that was dark, a world of the uncanny, a world where people tried to find logical explanations for weird, scary things that happened in their lives, but never could. 

Poe believed that his short stories should be read from beginning to end in one sitting. By reading a story continuously, he thought he could best mesmerize his audience, accelerating their pulse, allowing them to see shadows and hear their blood beating in tune to the sound hearts beating beneath floor boards. 

The world of Poe's literature looks a lot like ours, except something is always a little bit off. his stories arouse a sort of feeling that to me is almost like the feeling of a lose hair touching the back of your arm. You can't ignore it. Although it's small, you can't forget the fact that it's there until you've managed to get rid of it. 

And sometimes, it gives you goose bumps. 

In Poe's world, there are long heavy curtains that are moved by an unfelt breeze, there are flickering lamps in dark wallpapered hallways, there are floorboards that creak when you walk up the stairs. 

So, that's Poe.

Now do you want to know about the show?

This show was put together by a London based theatre company called Punchdrunk. They specialize in experimental-type theatre. Theatre as installation. Punchdrunk shows don't have a conventional stage. As a matter of fact, The Masque of the Red Death didn't even take place inside of a  theatre. It took place inside of an old city hall type of building. So, going back to the idea of theatre as installation: since this show took place inside of a building, the whole building was the stage in a sense. The actors moved around from room to room. And we, the audience, followed them around. There were eight different stories being performed at once, at different places in the building, so audience members get to go where ever they want, and watch which ever story they want to watch. They follow the actors around, sometimes at a distance, at others they are actually running after them, unwilling to miss a single word, look, or action should they get separated from the actor by a mob of eager on lookers. 

Did I mention that everyone in the audience is required to wear a mask? 

Every person who is not acting is required to wear a mask for the duration of the show. The masks are white, and quite large. They cover the whole face, with an elastic strap that goes around the back of the head and makes for a lovely crease in the back of freshly styled hair. The masks look a lot like Commedia dell'arte masks, with large protruding noses that make you feel kind of like an albino pelican.  

So, imagine that wherever there are actors performing, they are surrounded by or followed by a mob of people wearing large white pelican masks that cover their entire faces. Most people are also wearing black or red velvet capes that are assigned to them if they are brave enough to go into a cloak room manned by an actor with a brow bone matching that of the Monster from Frankenstein. Yes, I had a cloak. A long black one. 

Now, I'll try to explain the building. 

The ground floor was like a forest. There was huge trees set up with low hanging branches. On one side of the building there were doors leading it to what I imagine must have been the basement of the original city hall building, but now they led to two rooms. The first room was a crypt--a claustrophobic stone room with a low ceiling and a lone candle offering light. I can't tell you what was in the second room, as I never made it down there. I spent the least of my time on this first floor (the "show" lasted for about 3 hours), but I can tell you about at least one other room on the ground floor. 

It was on the other side of the building. It looked like a banquet hall. There was a long table covered with a red table cloth and a large scratched up mirror leaning against a wall to the right of a stage that was situated at the end of one of the rooms. On the table were the remains of feast, half eaten fruit and loaves of bread, a boars head, and bones. I'm not sure about the boars head, but the rest of the food was real. 

This room was home to the performance of "The System of Doctor Tarr and Professor Fether." This particular performance was rather risque, so I'll just give you the description of the story that's in the program: "The narrator visits a private insane asylum, seemingly well run by a superintendent Monsieur Maillard. The narrator dines with the doctors. As dinner progresses things become a little stranger until the dinner party is transformed into a debauched and chaotic arena for the inmates." I will only add to that by saying that during the time when Poe wrote, lasciviousness could get you locked up in the loony bin... 

Back out in the center of the forest, a grand staircase rose up to the second floor, splitting off on both sides, leading to different rooms on the left and right. This staircase was the real deal. The tile on the steps was mosaic, the banisters were made of marble. If you are standing at the foot of the staircase and looking up, you will see mist floating down, pink through the air as it hits beams of light coming from the stage lights that shine down among the red velvet drapery that hung from the ceiling. The railing that ran behind the staircase served as the base for three life sized Greek looking plaster statues of human beings that looked like they were crumbling before your eyes. And there were lights situated behind them, so that from the front, halos of light were shining out from behind them. 

A number of different stories started on this grand staircase. One of them, one of my favorites, is called "Ligeia." "Ligeia" is a story of a man who is madly in love with is wife. When his wife dies, he remarries. Soon he realizes that he hates his second wife. She becomes ill, and though he can barely look at her, he begins to  notice that her appearance begins to change as she retreats further and further into illness. But she doesn't look sicker and sicker, instead she begins to look more and more like his first wife, Ligeia. I won't tell you how the story ends, because if you haven't read this, I highly recommend it, I will, however, tell you how the actors performed this particular piece. 

I feel like I need to explain that none of these performances are direct representations of the short stories. While they embody the essence of the story, they have been reworked so that they work in performance. None of Poe's short stories have stage directions, or instruction on how a person might perform them in scenes, so what the actors performed was inspired by the feelings and emotions present in the original stories. This is my best shot at what "Ligeia" looked like:

The scene took place inside a large room that was furnished like a bedroom in an old manor house, maybe even a castle. When I walked into the room, I was overcome with a smell like that you might find in a vintage clothing store. It smelled like old fabric, like sour perfume that had come from bottles long dried up, like formaldehyde and must, like memories expressed in Daguerrotypes. 

To the left of the door was a massive bed, raised up, a four poster with a canopy and an old foggy mirror, quite long, the served as a headboard. When I walked into the room, the audience was standing in a circle around the two actors who were performing this story, one man and one woman. The young woman stood, immobile and ridged. Her curly red hair was pinned up, she wore a once white, now yellowed victorian dress with a high color and ripped shoulder seems, and it appeared that rigormortis had already set in. Standing in front of her was a young man. He wasn't too tall, but lean, in dress pants, white gauzy shirt and suspenders. His long dirty blonde hair was combed back, but it was bound to fall into his face eventually. He was moving and very much alive. 

These two, one live, the other seemingly not, danced. But since she was performing the part of a character who could not move, it was her partner's job to make sure that she could follow his lead. He, essentially, moved every part of her body. He articulated her  joint, bent her arms at the elbows when he needed too, and did the same with her legs, leaning into her knees. When her knees were locked, he rocked her from side to side. The effect was almost as if she was a stool, rocking back and forth from leg to leg. Yes, her whole body appeared to be made of wood. But the effect was incredible. Not once was she responsible for the movement of her own body. The whole time she was completely rigid. 

But nevertheless they danced. He picked her up, moved her around. Her face sometimes moved, making it seem like she was conscious and stuck in a body that should could neither control or get out of. While she was not moving, if this piece had a star, she would have been it. 

Part of the piece was performed on the bed, a necessary cushion for the sort of acrobatics that ensued. After laying her down to sleep, this man decided to try to rouse her from her trance, or sleep, or death. 

In his attempt to bring her back from wherever it was that she had gone, this man rolled her around, lifted her up, threw her into pillows. It looked like some sort of angry floor routine from the gymnastic section of the Olympic Games. She never moved a muscle, but every one of her muscles was contracted. The muscles in her arms, her neck, her legs were tense. Her toes were even twisted up. 

And she wasn't even breathing hard. 

He was completely out of breath, but (and I was looking specifically to see if it would) her diaphragm stayed perfectly still. 

Well, once he finally gave up, conceded defeat, and left the room, she woke up. And she wasn't happy. She awoke with what I would describe as the epitome of a blood-curdling scream. 




Okay! I'll stop there for now, and I'll tell you more about it next time. 

Quierida Nana

Hi Nana! 

My dad tells me that you're reading this now! 

¡Te quiero, mucho! 

--Coquinga 

Reasons why auntie Rita rocks

Spam for my 
Ramen
Instant Oatmeal (Such a good idea!)

And she somehow knew how much I love Wonka Bottle Caps! (I'm in artificial soda pop heaven!)

Thanks so much, Auntie! Love you! 

Sunday, March 9, 2008

Terrifying

Last night I had a dream that my hair was turning grey. It was terrifying. 

Nick thought it was funny. He was laughing up a storm. 

Saturday, March 8, 2008

Imo, I'm watching you.


The shades are hiding the Pink Eye. Yep. That's right. Conjunctivitis followed me to London. Damn.

Thursday, March 6, 2008

Krusteaz


Best pancakes of my life! 

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Currently Reading:

The Female Quixote, Charlotte Lennox

This novel is hilarious, but might be the sort of thing that only an English major with some experience reading 18th century British novels can appreciate. 

An Essay on the Art of Ingeniously Tormenting, Jane Collier

This is a satirical work that instructs its reader on how to best torment all servants, husbands, children, and friends. It's basically an essay about nagging. Also, hilarious. 

A Modest Proposal, Jonathan Swift

Another piece of 18th century satire. This piece offers an answer to the hunger crisis in Ireland at the time of its publication. Swift tells all the Irish Catholics to eat their babies in order to eliminate some hungry mouths while feeding others. The proposal acted as commentary on the behavior of the British and their callousness towards the Irish. 

Directions to Servants, Swift

You guessed it! More 18th century satire! This time, though, Swift explains the best way for servants to mistreat their masters and mistresses. 

The last three pieces in this list will turn into a paper as soon as I run out of methods of procrastination. Like this one, for example. 

Monday, March 3, 2008

reasons why auntie Lisa rocks

Lucky Charms
Goldfish 
Pancake Mix
more Instant Mac and Cheese than I have ever seen in one place

I was so excited when I opened this box that I actually squealed! Thanks so much, auntie! I never have to go to the market again! 

Love you!!!

All dungeon, no dragons

Saturday we went on a day trip to Warwick Castle, which is situated on the River Avon. 

(Yes, that's Billy Shakes' river.) 

Like all of the other castles I've been to, this one had a gift shop that rivaled those at Disneyland, selling mounds and mounds of crap to eager tourists who cannot live without another mug, keychain and decorative spoons emblazoned with an image or word to remind them of the unique experience of visiting a commodified castle... 

I've sort of gotten to the point where I think: another day, another castle. But I guess that is due to that fact that my mind still envisions castles as these magical fortresses where princesses spend their days traversing the grounds in ball gowns made of yards and yards of silk picking bouquets of wildflowers for their mothers and friends. 

Castles are really nothing like that. 

I find them gaudy. And cold. With lots of gold paint. On furniture, or door frames. 

There are no princesses, or wildflowers. 

In this particular castle, instead I found a dungeon. 

This wasn't really an act of discovery. I didn't turn the wrong way down a dark corridor with a torch in hand. (As cool as that would have been.) There was a sign, and an arrow. The sign read, "dungeon," the arrow pointed down a narrow passageway with uneven stairs leading visitors underground. 

Bizarre is the best way to describe this place. 

I found myself in this small room made of stone. It was a little bit bigger than my dorm room, but not by much. There were no windows. And the room was empty except for two cages hanging from the ceiling. One, which was in a corner and illuminated by a dimmed florescent type light, looked like an oversized bird cage. The second was the more disturbing of the two. 

When I first walked into this room the first thing that came to my mind was the idea of space. About inhabiting space. When I walked into that room I was standing on stones that we once covered in blood, and feces, and I don't even want to think about what else. I was standing in the place where a savage guard, or sniveling prisoner might once have stood. I was breathing in air that occupied a space once rank and hot and sticky with dirt and savagery. 

And then I looked up and over and saw that cage. The second cage. I don't know if this fixture was an original. I certainly hope it was a replica. 

It was shaped like a human body. Image a body suit made out of metal bars with arm and leg holes that come half way down the limbs so that elbows and knees can move freely. This was the second cage suspended from the ceiling. 

On the wall below it, a plaque explained its use. Apparently, prisoners were put into this contraption. They were left here until their decomposed bodies fell out of it on their own. 

This was the space I was occupying. 

A young family was also in this room with me. Mother, father, baby and little boy. He might have been 5 or 6. He asked his dad what the body cage was used for. His father told him that it was used for people who were very naughty in the olden times. That comment, who said it, who was meant to hear it, all of it, made the experience of being in that room even more weird than it already was. 

Friday, February 29, 2008

Travels

This is the part where I tell everyone about my travel plans for the month of March! I will be acquiring many new exciting stamps and things on my passport and taking an embarrassing number of photographs in the following locations:

PARIS

Claire, Sydney, Alissa, and myself will be going to Paris for what will certainly be two of the craziest days of my life from March 20-22. We're basically going to see all the big sights and gorge ourselves with croissants. They're might also be some shopping. 

And of course, the main reason we're going:  to put paper cranes on Jim Morrison's grave. A sort of "Thank You" and "You kick so much ass!" gift from the dance drama kids. 

PRAGUE

The day after Paris, Claire and Syd will jump on a plane back to Dublin, while I will hop onto a plane bound for Prague. Prague is the capital of the Czech Republic, and everyone I know who has been has nothing but good things to say about it. I'll be there from March 23rd-26th. 

Eastern Europe, ahoy. 

(And, so help me, I will also get to Hungary before I leave Europe if I have to hop on a gypsy caravan to get there.)

I'm meeting up with Monika, Jessica, and Cat in Prague. From there we will travel together to:

SPAIN 
Barcelona, Madrid and Granada

March 26th we fly to Barcelona from Prague. We're flying on a Spanish airline, and I'm really excited to finally put Spanish to a useful purpose. And also kind of interested to see if I actually can use my Spanish. Meaning, will anyone who actually speaks Spanish have any idea what the hell I'm talking about?

We're staying in Barcelona for 3 days. I'm hoping for "warm" weather. This is a relative term. Right now, I consider anything over 52 degrees to be a miracle. If it's in the 60s I'll be happy. If it's in the 70s, I just might actually weep for joy. 

On the 29th we're taking a train to Madrid, where we will be for another 3 days and I will be, hopefully, living in El Prado. I'm especially excited for El Prado because I remember sitting in a history class in high school and reading about a Velázquez painting and learning that it was housed there. I remember thinking, "I'm going to go there one day." Well, boo-ya! Velázquez, I'm coming. (I just hope the painting isn't on loan, or something...)

From Madrid we'll head to the south, again via train, on the 1st of April. We'll be in Granada for three additional days, which will include a tour of Alhambra Castle. 

We will come back to London, completely exhausted the night April 3rd. 

That's all I have for now. Soooo excited!!!




Thursday, February 28, 2008

Kisses, Imo

Dear Uncle Imo,

I wanted to extend my most sincere apologies for not having sooner expressed my gratitude for your most generous gift. Your generosity, as always, is most appreciated. 

Though late, your gift made my Valentine's Day very special. 

Most Sincerely,

Coco

p.s. But seriously, Thanks! I love getting mail, and it really made me laugh and smile! Kisses! 

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

My new favorite thing

Watching British people trying to do the "Soulja Boy" is quite possibly the funniest thing ever to be witnessed by mankind. 

Dance on, white boys! 

Saturday, February 23, 2008

The Royal Ballet

I went to the Royal Ballet tonight and it was AMAZING. It was a triple bill, so Alissa and I saw "Chroma," "Different Drummer," and "The Rite of Spring." 

Chroma was v. contemporary, and choreographed by a man who utilizes ideas from neuroscience and brain behavioral study in his choreography (Alissa, a neuroscience major, nearly had a cow when she found out...). The score for the piece included music composed by Jack White III (aka, the guy from the White Stripes). I can't tell you how cool it is to listen to "The Hardest Button to Button" as performed by a full orchestra at the Royal Opera House. 

Different Drummer was kind of disturbing. In a subtle way. It was about war. And the use of soldiers as science experiments. And climaxes with the hero killing his wife by stabbing her again and again with a razor. Cheerful stuff. 

The Rite of Spring was INCREDIBLE. Now, I know virtually nothing about dance. (I say virtually because I do know who Martha Graham is.) But I know this was good. The visual images that came alive on the stage were completely captivating. I was in the moment, the whole time. And, I am very rarely in the moment. I'm usually worried about at least four things at a time, some of them serious, others complete irrelevant when considered outside the bounds of my imagination. But while I was watching this piece, I was paying full attention. It was really cool. Not many things have that sort of effect on me. 

I saw it as exploring ideas of a primordial world, where power systems are arbitrary, but also completely unquestioned. Where life is up to chance, and people run around systematically imitating the people who are in line before them. 

It was also v. pretty. 

The set design was exquisite. The stage looked like it had been painted with grotesquely distorted images of giant feathers. Perhaps the result of an explosion of birds. Nothing too clean. But not as disturbing as that description may sound. 

The costumes looked like they may have come out of the closet used to dress the chorus members in The Lion King. Bright orange body suits with yellow and black and white hand prints all over them. They reminded me of those pictures of ancient cave drawings that one sees in the pages of National Geographic. 

The women also had on these awesome wigs. How they kept them on their heads is beyond me. I can't imagine how many bobby pins they must have used. The wigs kind of looked like very long mops, with the ends of the little robes painted black. When the dancers tossed their heads the ropes when flying into the air, only to remember while in the act of retreating from the stage that they were in fact tethered to the dancers, and had no choice but to return. 

Anyway, the show was beautiful. 

All three shows were beautiful, and made for a wonderful evening. 

Our seats were pretty high up, but not too high, and dead center. 

I loved it. I'm so glad I went. And I'm in a great mood right now. Can you tell? 

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Scotland!

Claire and I and the Highlands; The Highlands; Claire and I on the boat cruising Loch Lomond, Me at a creepy park that used to be a loch and was formerly used for sewage run-off and as the place where witches were drowned... (very fertile soil, now...); Claire and I in front of the Edinburgh Castle.



Because this website is being incredibly tempermental, I am having trouble uploading all the photos that I would like to share with you. I might just have to add them a little bit at a time. 

Scotland. Scotland was great. Scotland was great because I got to see and spend time with my Clairey in a really beautiful place, and it also allowed me the opportunity to travel by myself for the first time in my life. I did the transit stuff by myself. This required me to get up at 2:45 AM on Friday to catch a cab at 3:30 on the lonely streets of a cold London morning in order to make it to Victoria Station to catch the Gatwick Express to Gatwick airport at 4:30 in order to make my 6:05 flight. Whew! That was a mouthful. 

"Why the hell did she book such an early flight?" you may ask. 

Answer is simple. It was the cheapest. 

Because I hate to fly (something I realize more and more every time I'm on a plane) I was completely awake for the short flight. 

The guy sitting in front of me kept scratching his frizzy flaxen head. I thought of my mom upon seeing this. I figured she would have commented on his need for Friz-Ease, or said that he had fleas, or called him Scratchy, or something. I love my mom. 

Once we started to descend into the Edinburgh airport my attention switched from a memory of a documentary that I once saw describing all the different types of lice in Bob Marley's hair when he died, to looking down upon the vast verdigris of the Scottish Highlands. I realized as we got closer and closer to the ground that the little white splotches that sporadically appeared among mounds of green were in fact snow. It was absolutely beautiful. 

At the airport I reunited with Clairey. She was wearing about 6 layers. "Girl from Tucson goes to Ireland and freezes her ass off," she explained. 

Once we got to Edinburgh we got lost a few times, thanks to my inability to make any sense of a universally acknowledged system of direction (Never Eat Shredded Wheat), and then we found our hostel. We dropped off our bags and headed back out into the cold to scrounge up some breakfast. We stumbled across The Three Sisters, a pub that served breakfast starting at 9:00AM. We were starved. We didn't think twice about eating there. And I was pretty happy to be eating at a place called "The Three Sisters" in the land of Macbeth. (My internal monologue: The Three Sisters> the Wëird Sisters> there were three of them> Yes!)

Claire ate some haggis while I looked on in horror. It looked like it just may have come out of a cauldron. 

All in all, the grub wasn't bad. 

We went back to our hostel to embark on a guided walking tour of the city with Tom. Tom introduced himself saying, "Hi. I'm Tom. I'm from Australia, and I've been in Edinburgh for three weeks." 

Yep. This was going to be good. 

Tom wasn't all that bad. Though in the end he turned out to be a bit of a pretentious-know-it-all-jerk-face, the tour was entertaining if not completely enjoyable due to Claire and my lack of sleep from the night before. 

He shared with us many gory details about the bloody history of Edinburgh. About ghosts and the drowning of witches and sewage run off things that I'd rather not think about. (Quite the charmer, as you can surely tell.) He also introduced the idea of going on the "City of the Dead Tour" which Claire had her heart set on. 

Since I know better than to subject my sensitive constitution to such things, I refused to go. I don't doubt for a minute that it was better this way. Especially after Claire's friend Allison told us that when she and a friend went on this tour when they first moved to Edinburgh to attend law school, her friend was so frightened that she literally passed out on the tour in some crypt someplace. That totally would have been me. No thank you!

(And Adam, if you're reading this, go ahead and make fun of me. I would rather not pass out in any crypts thankyouverymuch!)

Friday night we went on a pub crawl. The night concluded at a pub/ bar called Frankenstein. The DJ at this place was straight up out of his mind. His playlist included:

Stronger- Kanye West
Can't Touch This- MC Hammer
Something by The Strokes
A song by Dolly Parton
and a number of other v. random selections that Claire probably remembers in total. 

DAY 2: We went around the city, seeing a number of museums and eating the best piece of apple pie that has ever touched my lips for dessert after lunch. 

Something very interesting happened when we were looking for a place to eat for dinner. 

A woman came up to us when we were looking at a menu on a restaurant window. She told us to get inside because the sirens meant that trouble was coming. (We had no clue what sirens she was talking about.) Then she pulled out a red umbrella and said that she had been attacked before. 

Well, whatever her delusional mind may have been attacked by, I can assure you that her teeth hadn't been attacked by a toothbrush at any time in recent past.

While doom never befell us, as soon as this woman had imparted her wisdom, this group of drunken teenagers came rambling through the street. This guy, maybe 13 or 14, was yelling and trying to free himself from the clutches of two young girls who were clinging onto him, trying to drag him to the ground, and yelling back at him with a volume that matched his own. Behind them walked a group of older guys. I don't know if they were looking to have a word or two with screaming boy, but they didn't appear to be too happy. 

Claire and I then found our way into a restaurant that was trying to be an Applebee's (and served Claire a chocolate shake that tasted a little too much like cake batter for it's own good). As we sat down at the window to wait for a table to become available, the street outside became eerily empty, and a group of mean looking guys ducked into an alleyway across the street. For a while I was convinced that a street brawl was about to ensue. In my mind this brawl resulted in one of the mean looking Scottish gangsters getting hurled through the window we were looking out of. That, or we would have a front row view as the riders of the apocolypse rode through the deserted street of the Royal Mile. 

Neither of these things happened, thankfully. But this account provides a perfect example of my susceptibility to frightening ideas or circumstances, which offers even more support to my opinion that going on the "City of the Dead Tour" was the worst idea EVER. (Sorry, Claire.)

DAY 3: We went on a lovely tour of Loch Lomond. We had wanted to go Nessie hunting, but sadly the Loch Ness tour sold out right before we got to the ticket booth. So, instead, we rode on a bus through the rolling green hills and gales of Scotland, and the views were beautiful. As was the site of Claire sleeping during at least half of the bus ride. She really likes to nap :) 

We took lots of pictures and learned a bunch of interesting facts from out tour guide including the fact that the film Braveheart is a load of crap. I will now dispense with a bit more of the knowledge he imparted on us:

In Scotland a Glen is a valley, and a Ben is a hill. 

Traditionally, only highlanders wore kilts. (And real Scotsmen wear nothing under their kilts.)

We took a boat ride on the Loch, and were v. amused at the site of a man who was basically the French equivalent of what would happen if the characters of Dwight and Creed (from The Office) were combined into one human being.

That night we went to dinner with Claire's friend Allie, who lives in Edinburgh. The two met when Allie did an exchange at Claire's high school. We ate Mexican food for dinner, which was quite hilarious. After din, we went to the Elephant Cafe, the birthplace of Harry Potter, where we drank hot chocolate and tried to soak up J.K. Rowling vibes. (She wrote Harry Potter in this very cafe!!!)

On Monday morning, we woke up at an obscene hour, jumped on a bus, jumped on different planes, and I came back to London while Clairey returned to her Emerald Isle. 

After just a weekend, I was so excited to come back to London. When I came out of the tube station and onto Tottenham Court Road, I actually smiled to see the sun trying to shine down through the London smog. And I like that I'm starting to associate London with a sense of familiarity. 

Don't worry, I'm coming home in June, but for now, I'm really happy to be here. 

My next trip is planned for March. I'm headed to France with Syd, Claire, and Alissa. Yes. It's going to be legendary. Watch out Paris, here we come. Be very, very afraid. 


Friday, February 15, 2008

The Land of Scots

I only have 4 minutes left of internet, so I'm going to make this quick:

Edinburgh is really cool.

It's really spooky, but Claire and I are having a good time. I'll explain this statement in more detail when I get home.

Just wanted everyone to know that I'm doing well.

LOVE!

And Imo, I'm still waiting on that money!

Monday, February 11, 2008

Imo, give me my money

Hey Imo, 

Just wanted to let you know that I have yet to receive your Valentine's Day card. Also, I think I should get at least a pound out of you for Valentine's Day. 

My mom told me that you read this. So, pay up. 

Xoxo,

Nicole 

Saturday, February 9, 2008

The Sky is BLUE!

I went to club Koko again last night with some friends. And something kind of cool happened. 

Well, I think it's cool at least. 

We were on the dance floor, and this club plays a lot of indie british and some American rock. The DJ was really good, and also quite amusing to watch because he was rockin' out white-boy/ i-wanna-be-a-rock-star-style. In a moment of brilliance he started playing "Nobody Move Nobody Get Hurt" by We Are Scientists. This made me incredibly happy. Not only because I love the song, but because the band is made up of a guy that went to Harvey Mudd and two guys that went to Pomona College. I was in this ridiculous club, and I felt a bit of a 5-C hug. 

Basically it made me think about the world, how randomly connected people and places are. It made me happy. It made me happy that three guys who spent part of these lives in the same place as me had music blasting so far away from home, and had a bunch of wacked-out British kids singing along to their lyrics at the tops of their lungs. 

Last night also included a live band, The Runners. (They're on myspace I think.) While music is more Clairey's thing than mine, I thought these guys were INCREDIBLE. The lead singer man was channeling Mick Jagger (circa 1965) like you wouldn't believe. He also had a really great voice. (I value this in live performance.)

Today I'm headed into Chinatown to celebrate Chinese New Year. I'll let you know how it goes. 

Friday I'm off to Scotland with one of my favorites! We'll take pictures and send post cards. 

LOVE!

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Yes, I do realize that this is just another form of procrastination

It's that time again. Paper-writing time. 

Last time I wrote about Pinter, this time I'm writing about Keats.

This paper is due by 5PM tomorrow, and I'm still not entirely sure what I'm writing about. Don't get me wrong, it's not like I haven't been working on this. I've been writing and re-writing for days, but my topic keeps evolving, and while I'm nearly certain to continue in the current vein of writing about the worship of the body over the spirit in situations of romantic love as depicted in The Eve of St. Agnes and Isabella; or, The Pot of Basil, I'm getting to that dreaded point where I'm running out of things to say. This would be fine if I didn't have 600 words to go to meet the word count minimum. Boo. 

In the meantime, I have succeeded in cleaning my room and going to the gym. I have watched all of the super bowl commercials deemed "good" by the Huffington Post. (The barfing baby is not funny, it's gross. The dancing geckos, however, are genius.) I have even listened to the entire cast recording of the Miser. (I was complaining to Caroline that I had the songs stuck in my head and she gave me the link to the recording online...) I have done dishes, reorganized my shelf, and a number of equally non-productive things...

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Okay, so here's what happened.




Some of you may have heard that I sent my mom a rather strange text message today. 

So, here's what happened. I went to the Tate Modern with my friend Jessica because we don't have class on Wednesdays, so we thought we would take a break from reading to go culture ourselves. 

Another friend, Monika, was going to meet us there, but got held up doing her Econ homework with her study group. She told us to call her when we left so that, if she decided to come, she wouldn't be coming just was we were leaving. 

Well, because I'm an idiot, I forgot to call her when we were leaving. I remembered just as we were going down the escalator into the Tube (subway). She didn't answer, so I sent her a text message that said, "coming home." 

Once in the tube, I have no service, so I did this really quickly while on the escalator. 

When I got home I asked Monika if she had got my text message. She hadn't, which I thought was strange. 

I came into my room, signed online and my dad called me on Skype and asked me if I was okay. I could tell something was wrong by the sound of his voice. I said yes, and asked him why he was asking me if I was okay. 

Because, he said, your mom got a text message from you saying you were coming home. 

In my phone "Mom's Cell" comes right before "Monika." 

As my grandpa would say, ¡Andale! 

So, I basically sent my parents, and who ever they told from the time it took me to get from the south bank of the Thames back to my Central London dorm room, into panic attacks and states of heightened blood pressure because I don't know how to properly use my piece of honkey-ass crap cell phone properly. 

I'm incredibly sorry. 

I assure you, I am fine. I posted some pictures to prove it. 

This, my family and friends, is another one of many reasons why I HATE text messaging. 

Windsor and Eton



On Saturday the UCL students on home stays in Surrey got to go on a day trip to Windsor Castle. This was the first castle I have been to since coming here. And it kind of got me thinking. 

Also, if you'd prefer to not read some mildy critical ideas about riches and splendor, I would skip to the next post. 

First, like many things in England, this castle is older than my entire country. People have been coming and going since way before Columbus came and brought disease and death to the people that lived in the United States before we did. This, I thought, was kind of cool. 

Some of the things in the castle itself I thought to be rather ridiculous. What is the point of all the grandeur? As if vaulted gothic ceilings weren't enough, must you trim them in gold? I saw a whole hallway full of royal china, glorified cups, bowls, and plates arranged asthetically in cabinet after cabinet. I mean, what does it all mean? Why did fashion houses like Rochas and Lanvin create dresses and hats for toy dolls as gifts to princesses from the children of France? Did the children of France get such lavish gifts from the princesses? I mean, yes it's history. These sorts of displays document the past.  But, really, when it comes down to it, who cares about hundreds of years worth of china? And what is so great about vaulted ceilings painted with gold leaf trim? They're ultimately just ceilings. Fancy ceilings, yes. But they're just ceilings. And china. And clothing for dolls. 

Despite my grumpy rantings about the aforementioned, the paintings hanging in the different rooms of the castle were magnificent. I finally got to see this painting of Elizabeth I that I remember seeing in a history text book at some point during high school. (That woman wrote some awesome speeches and great poetry!) I didn't know it was there beforehand, or anything, but when I saw it I had a huge goofy grin on my face.
 
After we were through touring Windsor Castle, we went over to Eton to check out Eton College, the royal academy where Prince William and Henry went to school. It looked really interesting from the outside, but we weren't allowed in. Luckily, someone had left a small door open, so I was sneaky and snapped a picture of what looks like the main courtyard. I'm going to try to get more photos on here as soon as I figure out how to do it. 

The sky was blue. It was a lovely day.